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no bra day or, as i call it, monday.

my flatmate, question mark, brought home a “friend” and i honestly swear to god she’s a prozzie.

how is pumpkin spice latte such a disgusting drink?

i have an embarrassing amount of andy/april (from “parks and rec”) .gifs favourited, because i’m actually a sappy shit.


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Bruce Wayne from The Dark Knight (i. am. crying.)
Will Graham from Hannibal (… bruuuh.)
Princess Nuala from Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Trinity from The Matrix
Matthew the Raven from The Sandman
Daenerys Targaryen from A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones
Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars
Det. Rustin “Rust” Cohle from True Detective
Dale Cooper / Audrey Horne from Twin Peaks
Fox Mulder from The X-Files

felt a bit sad and decided that my wallet needed a death of the “yahoo japan auctions” variety.

i should be crowned thigh bruise queen. you could probably beat someone black and blue and they’d still have less bruises than what i get from sleeping on a bed or leaning on something, or, you know, standing still and breathing.

i honestly would not even call it a waste of time if i were to stay at home all day, lie on the floor and play with my cats.

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i want to get drunk and that is a sad reminder of my youth and stupidity, or at least of me trying to hang on to them for as long as i can.